Whenever I'm in yoga class, feet toppling over my head and my booty in the air, I can't help but think to myself, "I'm going to toot!"
There are so many strange and funny voices in my head during yoga. Here are a few...
1. “Let me just take a long, deep breath to relax and… Eww, this room smells like feet!”
2. “Oh right, focus… (tries hard to clear mind)... but I can't get this song out of my head”
3. “Must move butt away from cute guy's face before doing the downward dog... or must I? Hmmm...”
4. “Okay, seriously? On what planet does it look like I can move like that?”
5. “Erm, maybe I should've worn a longer tank top. Will pick some up on the way home.”
6. “Dude, I thought yoga was all about meditation, breathing and feeling zen but, so…much…pain… Kill me now!!!”
7. “Yeah, yeah... show-offs!”
8. “Don’t fart… don’t fart… don’t fart… Oops! *sly glance to my left and right* Those tacos were a baaad idea.”
9. “I’m hungry… When can I eat? Oooh, I think I'll have a Big Mac on my way to work!”
10. “Done? Well, that wasn't so bad. In fact, these yoga pants make my butt look pretty hot. Maybe I should take a #yogaselfie.”
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