If you’re sexually active, chances are you’ve always questioned your ability to fully satisfy your partner. It’s bad enough that grunts and groans (or lack thereof) constantly keep you questioning if your partner is close to an orgasm, or just plain faking it.

And now, to make matters worse, Spanish smartphone maker, Geeksphone, has introduced the ultimate cock-blocker—the Geeksme device.

This seemingly harmless fitness tracker measures your steps, counts your calories, and everything else you’d expect of a fitness tracker, with one addition—it measures your bedroom performance.

And just how does this sexual tracker work? It doesn’t stray too far from its fitness tracking. It simply substitutes exercise with, well, sex-ercise, by measuring the frequency of your encounters, duration, and how many calories you’ve burnt.

Perhaps the silver lining is that this performance tracker needs to be manually activated. While it is still currently on the drawing board, we’re sure the Geeksme device will have its fair share of takers once it has launched.

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Charlene Flanagan is a lifestyle journalist whose love for language drove her to earn her Bachelor’s degree in English literature, as well as pursue her Masters in Arts. Over the last five years, she’s contributed to a number of leading publications, and has particularly enjoyed reviewing books and restaurants, as well as interviewing celebrities. Her recent switch to a holistic lifestyle has her looking at her food choices very differently—although she won’t admit it. When she’s not busy writing up about workouts, home remedies, and skincare essentials, she spends her time being the quintessential city girl who’s excited to see what life has in store for her.